Over The Hill Gag Gifts For Men

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By BevsPaper

Ideas For Those Milestone Birthdays

Do you need an "Over The Hill" gag gift for a man in your life this year? You know that fella who is turning 40, 50, or 60 on his birthday and you want to razz him just a bit on getting older? Do you want to have some fun and give a gag gift to him that is just a little different than what everyone else will come up with?

I believe you have stopped by the right place today for birthday gift ideas! I would like to show you some options for "Over The Hill" gifts with the male gender in mind. Pick one of these milestone birthday gift ideas and you will be the life of the party...that is if the old geezer can stay awake long enough to open his presents. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Those of us who already belong to the "Over The Hill Gang" love to welcome the newest members into the fold by having some fun with the old age jokes and novelty gag gifts. One of the benefits of getting older is that we have earned the right to laugh at ourselves as our bodies age.


Has Your Man Entered The Slow And Old Zone?

Over the Hill Walker
A great over the hill gag gift for men, this inflatable walker has a panic button that squeaks when squeezed and funny sayings all over it. Perfect for that aging man who may not know he is closer to the geriatric side of life than the spring rooster one!
Amazon Price: $9.85
List Price: $16.35

Most Men Need A Tool Belt... So How About This One For Old Guys?

Over the Hill Tool Belt Survival Kit
The sags and bags are kept in place with this over the hill tool belt. Belt includes Tyrd-n-old, W-D Oldie, Old 2 Day vitamins, Magnifying Glass, Flatulence Alarm and duct tame to keep everything in place. A funny gag gift for your over the hill man's birthday present.
Amazon Price: $15.43

Birthday Gag Gift For The Man And His Car

Old Geezer Car Kit
Laughs will abound with this fun Old Geezer Car Kit. Kit includes toxic gas air freshener, Over the Hill parking permit, caution slow moving vehicle sign, thick eye glasses and over the hill key chain. Fun for any milestone birthday man as a gift!
Amazon Price: $14.51
An over the hill man about to celebrate.
An over the hill man about to celebrate.

Some Over The Hill Thoughts:

  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis
  • Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
  • You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Author Unknown
  • They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown
  • Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz
  • First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey
  • I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown

Over The Hill Gag Gift For The Beer Drinker

Laid Back Ale-ing Old Fart Sippie Beer Stein
The Ale-ing Old Fart Beer Stein is a 24-ounce acrylic stein featuring a fun removable sippie cup style lid. The mug has the Ale-ing Old Fart logo decal on the front and also features a fun humorous gift tag that is attached to the handle.
Amazon Price: $9.99

Perhaps Your Man Is A Wine Aficionado

Laid Back Old Whiney Sippie Wine Glass
A gag gift for the man who appreciates a good glass of wine over a can of beer, he'll not have to worry about dribbling red wine down his flannel shirt with the sippy cup lid feature.
Amazon Price: $9.99

Help The Birthday Man Know What To Do Each Day

Over the Hill Daily Decision Dice (2 dice)
An over the hill gag gift for men might be some dice to roll for them to figure out what they want to do for the day. Their cognitive skills just aren't what they used to be you know. These Decision Dice offers fast help for the feeble minded.
Amazon Price: $2.09

Thanks for stopping by to see my suggestions for Over The Hill Gag Gifts For Men. I hope they gave you a giggle. Please do let me know you were here.

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telltale 18 months ago

Your hub title got me here, but even though I am within the age group you mentioned, don't think I am over the hill... haha! Interesting how people (younger?) imagine that older people in 40s, 50s, 60s, as over the hill. Why not write something like, "Under the Bridge Gag Gifts for the not so Young..." or something like that.. :)

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BevsPaper Hub Author 18 months ago

LOL! Actually, I'm a proud member of the "Over The Hill Gang" and will celebrate 60 years in about 18 months. A friend of mine says..."We are older but no less bolder" and that is so true. We are only as old as we feel...well maybe that should be as we think...cause my body tells me the spring has left the chicken but the mind is still saying..."Oh Yes You Can!".

I didn't use "Under The Bridge Gag Gifts" because...well that isn't a term that is searched for by the masses.

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lakeerieartists 18 months ago

Great gift list here, Bev. I am in that over the hill gang group, about to hit 50 in 2012. I actually am healthier now than I was last year, so by 50 I should be really happy to have gotten to that "over the hill" age. ;P

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janices7 Level 2 Commenter 18 months ago

Just joined the 40 year old club this year. Got lots of funny gifts at my b-day party. I especially like the over the hill walker...too funny.

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akirchner Level 4 Commenter 18 months ago

Those are really unique! Something out of the ordinary for a change because let's face it, we all have to go to or have these parties from time to time!

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MPG Narratives Level 4 Commenter 18 months ago

I'm 50 next month and certainly don't feel (or look - I've been told) 'over the hill'. Mind you these gifts are hilarious so it wouldn't bother me if I received one, except I'm not a man! Thanks for the tips Bevspaper, I know a few men who should receive them though.

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